[get to know your new webmistress]
CD says a tentative hello

[thirteen probing questions - with kd]
Admit it: you've always wanted a good probe

[get to know kd - teeny style]
Featuring KD's best barfing stories

[get to know wd - teeny style]
Featuring WD's shoe fetish

[faq]
Answers to commonly asked questions, along the lines of: 'why are you so mean to JC?'

[the cafe's greatest hits: kd's picks]
Favorite WD lines of all time

[the cafe's greatest hits: wd's picks]
Favorite KD lines of all time

[the twist test]
Get to know KD and WD in a different way

[stuff we say]
A glossary of useful terms

[the story of us]
Founders and spiritual guardians of the Cafe - all you need to know about KD and WD