the shaaa-zay cafe


reviews

[jc's nsider chat]
NSYNC's Chief Chat Typist gives us the lowdown on what really goes on at an online chat

[muppet's review of gone]
Getting involved with a thieving supermodel can only end badly

[the ppv concert, part two]
Our favorite style icons rock the white sanitation suit

[the ppv concert]
Wherein, amazingly, JC's knees get more attention than his arms

[blowin' me up]
The floodgates open on JC's fetishes. Freak

[pop odyssey tour on video]
Justin is sadly cut off prematurely during Gone but there's a close-up of JC's Campest Moment Ever

[on the line]
You might need to have some plastic fruit on hand to help with the boredom

[vibe article]
Suckdom knows no color

[vmas 2001]
Justin raids Beyonce's wardrobe

[joe@msn.com]
Joey's roped into doing an 'NSYNC chat' all on own

[kd's own personal pop odyssey experience in badass oakland]
Or How to Make an Army of Lance Clones

[wd's pop odysseystravaganza - hershey/philly]
Or How The Treadmill Move Might Possibly Be Hotter than The Lick

[melinda updates again!]
Melly Mel plays Twister with the boys! It's all in her latest delusional fantasy update

[pop]
Cheerios, codpieces and a BMX interrupt Justin's camera time

[merry christmas, happy holidays]
Where does each NSYNCer lie on the Goggle Hotness Scale?

[god must have spent blah blah blah]
JC's over-emoting is quite possibly the best thing about this video

[i want you back - the euro version]
This video is bad. We can only explain it as some sort of NSYNC-sponsored payback for centuries of imperialism

[it's gonna be maaay]
The important question of our time is still unanswered: were the NSYNC dolls anatomically correct?

[i'll never stop]
Otherwise known as How Steve Earns His Keep

[this i promise you]
They should have saved money on the busty blonde extras, JC and Lance only have eyes for each other

[tearin' up my heart]
They're either looking dorky or underage

[here we go]
Sometimes, they make it too easy for us

[ym interviews nsync]
When a fan asks Lance for an autograph at the urinal, he obliges, but always after washing his hands. You can't put a price on Mississippi manners

[melinda's updates]
Melinda endears herself to fans with her pertinent, witty and timely messages

[melinda@msn]
Everyone's favorite lackey needs her own online chat? The mind boggles

[i want the world to know]
Chris talks to some guy from OUT Magazine

[nsync tries to act like one of the greatest acts of all time]
NSYNC on MTV's 100 Greatest Pop Songs Of All Time

[grammy awards 2001]
Red carpet bloodbath

[madison square garden]
Somebody got kickbacks for every boob tube they could fit on this tape

[superbowl 2001]
Justin gallantly gives Chris the 'high-school loser' line

[weird napster finds]
It's only worth risking the wrath of RIIA the for the good stuff. We guide you through it

[nsync on artist direct]
Guess which NSYNCer said: "We won't go out on stage and do anything we can't do in front of our parents." Go on, guess!

[disney's twas the night before christmas]
How come they only sang one song? Do they not know there are humor sites out there eager for new material?

[*n the mix]
From the days when there were two albinos in the group

[nsync.com]
The official site in a previous incarnation. And you thought the subway theme was cheesy

[teen celebrity interview]
Lance commits the cardinal sin of referring to This I Promise You as 'Promise' instead of 'TIPY'

[home for christmas]
You know, we almost coulda liked this album, if it wasn't for JC's liner notes

[lance whores himself out on msn]
He could have spent the time accidentally walking in on JC taking a shower, but instead, he's doing an official online chat, and not plugging his new production company. Much

[nsa - bopperpalooza 2000]
The NSA tour should come with a warning: Caution! Seeing JC's arms up close my cause STR (spontaneous teennieness eruption)

[live with regis and nsync]
Regis being mean to Lance brings out our motherly instincts. Sorta

[nsync talks about some stuff]
Chris has fun with gaffer tape

[you don't have to be alone]
Yet another of Joshua's sterling songsmith efforts

[no strings attached]
It's March 2000 and all you're talking about is Jerusalem. JC's prescient like that

[vmas 2000]
Video screens, bad clothes and Joey's 'Hold up!' moment. Good times

[trl]
The Cafe's very own WD has a special moment with Carson


back to the shaaa-zay cafe