Stuff that's random, but too bitchy and sometimes semi-serious to go anywhere else. You know. Whatever. Rants. Essays. Manifestos. That stuff.

First, an explanation:

bitch
n.
A female canine animal, especially a dog.
Offensive.
A woman considered to be spiteful or overbearing.
Slang.
A complaint.
Slang.
Something very unpleasant or difficult.

Yeah, well, speak for yourself, buddy. We don't consider it terribly offensive to be called spiteful and overbearing.
Now 'stupid', that'd piss us off.



[shake ya ass (but watch yourself)]
The correlation between having skills on the dancefloor and skills in the bedroom, or lack thereof

[is your face *N SYNC?]
We test how symmetrical each NSYNCer's face is. In the name of science, of course

[let's talk about sex, part II: the academic debate]
You use sex to sell CDs, tickets and merchandise, boys. So admit to it. (And maybe take some responsibility for it)

[no brits attached - the tour]
Why touring with Britney might not be such a good idea

[this bud's for you, but i'll need to see some id]
NSYNC's mixed messages on underage drinking

[57 things i hate about you]
How NSYNC irritates us. (And how we don't really want to look too closely at the reasons why)

[stuff that annoys us about joey]
Where he ranks on the Official Annoyingness Scale: Medium

[stuff that annoys us about chris]
Where he ranks on the Official Annoyingness scale: Low

[stuff that annoys us about justin]
Where he ranks on the Official Annoyingness scale: Medium/High

[stuff that annoys us about jc]
Where he ranks on the Official Annoyingness scale: Medium/High

[stuff that annoys us about lance]
Where he ranks on the Official Annoyingness scale: High

[teen angst, heartbreak, it's all larry's fault]
The inherent misogyny in labelling a 14-year-old NSYNC fan a deluded teeny

[grammar and spelling]
If you're going to use the English language, do it properly

[jc is a nerd]
And we might kinda almost respect him for that